
OFFICIALLY: GWYNETH TO SING ON ‘GLEE’
Gwyneth Paltrow will guest star on “Glee” this season, and, “She will be doing three or four solos.”
Show creator Ryan Murphy says Paltrow will “be playing a substitute teacher who Matt Morrison’s character (Will) falls for.”
(Paltrow’s next film, “Country Strong,” has Paltrow playing a washed-up country singer.)

RELATED: Lindsay Charges $10,000 for Staged Post-Jail Pic
So, little did we know…
While Lindsay Lohan was visiting a homeless shelter in L.A. over the weekend, she was also shopping around a photo of herself wearing her SCRAM bracelet days after leaving jail.
An insider tells Usmagazine.com, “Lindsay Lohan was calling around the pap agencies all weekend trying to get $10,000 up front to pose up in the SCRAM bracelet. All of the major players passed, and she ended up doing the setup with a small agency.”
”She was pimping it out all weekend, looking for 10 grand, but who wants to deal with that headache?”
5 WORST TV WORKOUT PRODUCTS EVER

NEWSFLASH: Many of the workout products being pitched in late-night infomercials overpromise at best and simply fail all together at worst.
Just something to keep in mind the next time you reach for the phone while watching an infomercial for one of these five worst workout products.
~~ Shake Weight
More than 4 million people have watched the Shake Weight ads on YouTube.
The Shake Weight is a 2.5 pound spring-loaded dumbbell device that users grip two-handed in the middle and shake up and down.
While the ad promises a full-body workout in “just six minutes a day” through something called “dynamic inertia,” fitness experts and authors don’t buy it.
The jury may still be out on whether the Shake Weight delivers on its promises, but for all the joy and laughter it has provided us, we’ll give it a break for now.
~~ The Hawaii Chair
The Hawaii Chair is a chair with a 2,800-rpm motor strapped underneath it. The base of the chair gyrates you around in a hula motion that supposedly tones muscles.
However, the best thing about The Hawaii Chair is its promise you can shape your body while at work, keeping fit while you sit at your desk. Supposedly you can answer the phone, do paperwork and conduct meetings all while gyrating from the hips down. Good luck with that.
~~ Electric Ab Belts
The Hawaii Chair has nothing on ab belts, which again promises the benefits of exercising without all that nasty, sweaty exercise.
The belts claim to use electrical impulses to make your abdominal muscles contract, squeezing hundreds of sit-ups in just minutes. Sounds great, right?
The problem is you can’t burn fat by just making your muscles twitch for a few minutes.
A University of Wisconsin-La Crosse study in 2002 found that even after eight weeks such machines produced “no significant changes in weight, body-fat percentage, strength or overall appearance.”
The bottom line? The small print in ab belt ads suggest combining the belt with good old-fashioned exercise and eating right. Go ahead and try that, minus the belt.
~~ The Ab Rocker
The Ab Rocker is a machine designed to work your abdominals through a rowing-like rocking motion– and it does provide some benefits. However, a San Diego State University study ranked it dead last in a test of 13 abdominal exercise products, labeling it 80 percent less effective than the traditional abdominal crunch.
Fellow ab exercise machines the Ab Roller and the Torso Track performed a little better, but still were not much better than the basic crunch.

~~ ThighMaster
If you watched TV at all in the 1990s, it was nearly impossible to avoid Suzanne Somers — of “Three’s Company” fame.
The $20 ThighMaster was basically a spring-loaded, foam-covered piece of metal. It ended up in the back of a closet or in a yard sale before too long.
That’s because, as any health or fitness expert will tell you, working out a specific area of your body won’t melt the fat away there. Sure, the ThighMaster might make the muscles in your thighs firmer and stronger, but it’s not the miracle fat-burning cure many were hoping for.